Saturday, October 07, 2006

Largest Ever UK Explosives Haul Found!

UK police were forced to apologise to the facist community today after stumbling across a record haul of chemicals used for making home-made bombs in a former BNP member's house in Pendle.

Two individuals were arrested and have been charged with being in possession of an explosive substance for an unlawful purpose. Police believe they had a 'master plan' and have privately issued apologies to the men saying "We're really sorry, we heard you were Muslims".

In a display of sensitivity the UK media has elected not to cover this story with a spokesman from the Daily Mail claiming that they have no wish further stigmatise the two facists (they are believed to have offered the pair a column on their release from prison).

Chemicals Find: Two In Court

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