Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Prescott's Mistresses Disappear!

Police have launched a nationwide missing slappers alert after Rosie Winterton and Ms Sarah Bissett-Scott appeared to disappear out of existance in the early hours of this morning.

Yesterday evening the below-Standard ran with a front page claiming John Prescott was being accused of having two more affairs, as covered in the post below. This was big news to the far right hacks who even dropped a story with their current obsessing about the weather to breathlessly proclaim "Internet reports of two more affairs".

Today the lowering-standards devotes a big fat three pages to the frankly pretty boring row about Prezza spunking tax-payers cash on yet another foreign jaunt. No mention of Prescott's affairs today though, even as media whore Iain Dale gears up for Newsnight tonight and Guido further puts the boot in. Guido Fawkes claims no writs have been issued over his revelation that Prescott and Winterton enjoyed slightly more than a professional relationship so why the climb down from the Standard?

The Standard's evil twin The Mail first revealed the name of Prescott's other (third) mistress Sarah Bissett-Scott so we at the void wonder what's changed?. Surely not an attack of conscience from tory hacks who know a deputy leadership would only further split the Labour Party in two. So could the climbdown be a well placed intervention from the Ministry of Truth or have they acted on the nod from auld enemy and political allies at News International. According to Guido, Rosie threatened to sue the Sun if they published any details of her relationship with Two Inches.

In any event Prescott is now well and truly on the ropes, and they look likely to snap any time soon.

1 comments:

zsazsa said...

Look my loves,Prescott is small fish. The reason why the mainstream media are attacking him is because (a) he's fat, (b) he's a northerner, (c)he's working class.

I really don't want to bring down a Labour or any Government for these reasons - do you?

It is really, really, really important that New labour is brought down by it's imperialism otherwise we will get the same old thing under the New Tories!